Festive Season
It is just amazing to think that another year has passed. Once again
we find ourselves in preparations for the holiday season.
Coffee Club Online would like to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Thank's for reading, commenting
and passing through. It's nice to know we could do our little part in bringing the world together.
See you in the new year!
A Good Stiff One
Oh yah, Christmas time is just soooooooo great, my ass. It's an incredibly stressfull
time for the best of us, and for the rest of us, it is just shy of anal rape. Perhaps Jack is being a little
extreme, but you get the butt end of my argument.
People deal differently with these kinds of situations. Some become joyous, figuring
that a smile will fix the world. Some turn mean and keep to themselves. Some even reach out and give a helping
hand. Some, blah blah blah blah. Screw that. What we need, is more blissfull forgetfulness.
Xmas Forget Me Nots or Booze!
Irish Kiss
3/4 oz Bailey's irish cream
3/4 oz Coffee liqueur (Kahlua)
hot Coffee
Whipped cream
Coffee Nudge
3/4 oz Dark Creme de cacao
3/4 oz Coffee liqueur
1/2 oz Brandy
6-8 oz hot Coffee
Top with Whipped cream
Afternoon
1 cl Kahlua
1 cl Bailey's irish cream
1 1/2 Frangelico
4 cl Coffee, hot
Cream
Stanley Steamer
1/2 oz Coffee liqueur (Tia Maria)
1/2 oz Irish cream (Carolan's)
1/2 oz Cognac (Remy)
12 oz Coffee
1 squirt Whipped cream
1 dash Orange liqueur (Grand Mariner)
Bailey's Cup of Coffee
1 part Bailey's irish cream
1 part Coffee (black)
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Black Maria
2 oz Coffee brandy
2 oz Light rum
4 oz Coffee, strong, black
2 tsp Powdered sugar
Rensselaer Slam
1 part Coffee, hot
3 parts Irish cream
1 part Coffee brandy
1 part Rum or vodka
Almond Chocolate Coffee
3/4 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Dark Creme de cacao
8 oz Coffee (hot)
Slapshot
1 shot Dark rum (Myers)
1 shot Irish cream (Bailey's)
1 shot Coffee liqueur (Kahlua)
1 shot Amaretto
Fill with Coffee
Top with Whipped cream
Barrier Breaker
1 1/2 oz Dark rum
1/2 oz Galliano
2 tsp Dark Creme de cacao
4 oz Coffee, cold
crushed Ice
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Hospital Blues
Merry freaking ho ho, my dear little monkeys. We here at the Coffee
Club have been on a little bit of a hiatus, and let me just say this about that: hospital
coffee is ditchwater. Never drink it.
Jill had what felt like a brush with mortality, and her whole life flashed before her eyes.
There was a lot of fucking, a few good slices of cheesecake, and some interesting movie plots.
And that about wraps it up for everyone, doesn't it? Did you think that it would be a lot of
profound moments and meaningful conversations? Not buggery likely.
Top Ten Great Things About Staying in the Hospital
1. Free drugs
2. Enchanting male attendants
3. Breakfast in bed
4. Lunch in bed
5. Good drugs
6. Comfy beds and pillow
7. Dinner in bed
8. Getting wheeled from room to room
9. Drugs in bed
10. Mashed potatoes
For future reference, here is a short list of things that nurses frown upon.
1. Ten of your friends visiting at the same time.
2. Digital cameras
3. Refusing to eat your peas and taters
4. Hiding your arm when it's time for your injection
5. Recreational use of wheelchairs
Jill hopes that all her monkeys have a fabulous holiday season. Spike the eggnog and
stay away from Christmas blend coffees. They're never good. Remember to donate to your
local food bank, not just now, but all through out the year.
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