You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. What happens first is you can't sleep. What happens then is there's coffee in your mouth. And what happens next is you meet Jittery Jill. Let me tell you about Jill. She had a plan. In Jill we trusted. Jill says the coffee you drink, ends up drinking you. It's only after the last drop that you're free to do anything. Coffee Club represents that kind of freedom. First rule of Coffee Club: You do not talk about Coffee Club. Second rule of Coffee Club: You do not talk about Coffee Club. Jill says self-improvement is masturbation. Jill says self-destruction might be the answer. I say more coffee for everyone.