All right all you logy space monkeys, gather round. The Caffeind has a tip for you. If all that caffeine you're ingesting isn't vibrating off the pounds quickly enough, try Danone Delisle Creamy yogurt - now in new coffee flavour!

    Yes. You heard correctly, coffee flavour. Carry one on you at all times. The next time you're trapped on the transit commute from your dead-end job and you find yourself at the bottom of your last-cup-of-the-day coffee high, don't reach for that lethargy infested Coffee Crisp bar. No! Save yourself 11.5 grams of fat and pop the top of one of these life-saving reserves!

    This baby packs a wholloping 640 kJ of energy in each and every wee tub. It just might be enough energy to get you home...couple that with the delicious sim-coffee flavour and your body might even think it got a quick caffeine fix.

    Breakfast can also be a treat. Forget that lame calorie laden muffin. Have one of these coffee flavoured yogurts with your morning pot of coffee and Good-bye Blue Mondays!

Happy dieting, intergalactic simians.