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LETTERS FROM OUR GENTLE READERS
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Indeed, we here at Coffee Club receive correspondence from time to time. And no, we will NOT send you our
underwear, although Cake Pants Jack might if the price is right. We will however, offer our response.
Mr. Robert Gagne wrote us to say:
I was reading on your website about someone farting from eating
coffee flavored Ice cream. Well I do have a question, I have been
drinking Cafe DuMonde French Roast coffee for the last couple of
years, usually one cup a day and a second cup at work of the usual
junk coffees. Is there any proof that coffee can make you fart? I
think the ice cream person probably has a lactose-intolerance issue
with the dairy not the coffee.
The Bitter Bean responds:
Indeed, I believe I was consuming large quantities of said Coffee /Iced
Cream, and actually suffered a turbulent bout of the Gippy Tummy as a
result. It inspired me and flowed spirit to my pen. I write from the
heart, or from the butt in this case. Is there proof coffee can make me
fart? Hell, brew me a pot and put on your rain gear. I dunno what that
means. Then again, blinking makes me fart. So I'm a little /biASSED/
on the topic.
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